With many of the realtors having problems staying in their career they love, maybe realtors should turn to taking steroids. It worked for Mark Mcgwire who all of a sudden starting hitting 70 home runs. It worked for Barry Bonds who broke the home run record. Maybe it will work for you too. Maybe we can partner with a lab. Possibly Balco as they are looking for some more clients.
- We have to make sure that the steroids make us stronger so we can keep the buyers in our car until they write the check.
- We have to make sure that the steroids make us faster so we can out run our competing realtors to the expired listings.
- We have to make sure that the steroids make us bulkier so we can lift the sellers out of their house when they are being uncooperative.
- We have to make sure the steroids make us scarier so we can scare our buyers into closing on a home rather than just making offers.
- We have to make sure the steroids don't shrink our brain so we can still satisfy the needs of our clients.
- We have to make sure that no one finds out about the steroids or everyone will start doing it.
- We have to make sure that if the National Association of Realtors finds out about it that we all deny it. "We knowingly did not take any steroids".
- We must make sure that we just don't deny that we took steroids, but we have to write a book about not taking steroids.
I believe if we resort to steroids the market will be better, and we as realtors will continue to make lots of money. Like Latrell Sprewell said "We have to feed our family, I can't do it on this salary".
David Serle
Vice President/Managing Broker
RE/MAX Services
561-912-3500 Office
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David - Images of Realtors on steroids frightens me. Very funny post.
David, how funny! A little twisted but definitely an amusing perspective.
Claude thank you for your comments. Realtors frighten me so I can't imagine what realtors on steroids would do.
Maria, thank you. I am a little twisted, but we all are these days.
David,
I like it. So if I start taking steroids I'll close 70 escrows in a season, right?
Mike, absolutely. Call Balco immediately. Thanks for the comment.